I'm a bit late on this one, folks. I apologize. I had to go out and eat all that gas-station chicken -- and then find a gym that was open for 24 hours to make up for it.
But Random Generator has spoken: The winner of "Drink This: Wine Made Simple" is Suburban Prep. SubPrep, send me your mailing address at firstname.lastname@example.org and the book will be on its way.